Afternoon Meditation- Confidence

"I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total, bitchin' rock star from Mars."

Morning Meditation- Approaching Challenges

"Bring me a challenge. Somebody."

Meditation of the Evening- Mind Powers

I closed my eyes and made it so...with the power of my mind.

Late Afternoon Meditation- Dealing with Chaos

"It's been a tsunami. And I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard."

Afternoon Meditation- Defensiveness

"They picked a fight with a warlock. (I plan on winning) with zeal, and focus, and...violent hatred."

Have fun with Charlie's rants

The Charlie Sheen Rant Soundboard (courtesy of Ebaumsworld)

Morning Meditation- Mission Statements

"I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front."